Buy some adult diapers.

You spot a pharmacy and before you can talk yourself out of it, turn off the road and park in front of it.

You walk in nervously, already embarrassed. From the door, you scan the aisles trying to figure out where the adult diapers are.

"Can I help you?" A young woman notices you looking lost.

"Um..." you try to act naturally. "Do you sell diapers?"

"Of course." She points at a shelf of baby diapers. "Just over there."

"Er..." you can feel your face turning red. "I meant for adults."

She acted like this was totally normal. "Sorry." She points down a different aisle. "Incontinence products are just down there."

"Thanks." You start toward the aisle.

"Do you know what you are looking for." She asks. "Or would you like some more help?"