Bump into Anko

While Naruto could very easily sit on stage, for hours on end, and watch Tsunade eat grass and completely humiliate herself into being nothing more than a literal animal for all of Konoha to laugh at... He was hungry.

Not like that was any kind of problem.

''Naruto is no longer hungr''

He raised up his pencil. Eh, why alleviate his hunger the boring way when he could just swing by his favorite ramen shop and give Ayame a visit? Maybe give her an extra-large tip. It's not like money is generally a problem anymore, heh.. and Ayame was cool (unlike everyone else who seems to have a never-break stick up their asses,) so it wouldn't feel right to have all this power and not do anything for her.

Naruto closed his book shut and gave Tsunade one last appreciative grin. She was on her hands and knees, with her face pressed directly onto the grassy floor at the foot of the stage. The grass was being eaten without a care in the world, sure it turned into ramen once inside her mouth, but everyone observing didn't know that. Every so often, she'd raise her head and let out an audible, ''MOOO!!''

He walked off stage to let her do her thing in private and began the trek towards Ayame's noodle shop. Not a single soul crossed paths with him on his way there. The streets were unnaturally barren, so much so that he felt like there was something going on...

Oh no DUH!!

Tsunade's public humiliation show had the village's attention. That counted as an event, one for the whole village. Literally, everyone who lived in Konoha was back there.

Which included Ayame now that he's giving it some thought...

''Ayame is in her noodle shop awaiting her next customer.''

There. That fixed that problem. This book really did give off the power of some high-level deity. Just being able to move people around by the stroke of a pen... it's almost like they aren't living people but pawns to some gameboard.

That power can really get to his head.

"Hey! Naruto!"

Naruto's back stiffened. He didn't expect to get caught by anyone writing in this book. Actually, no one should be around if everyone was back there watching Tsunade's show.

"What the hell is going on here?" Naruto turned around. "And where is everyone?"

With arms clenching around her hips, Anko stared back at him with two sharp questioning eyes. However, he didn't instinctively notice those eyes. Her shapely female form first caught his interest, something she loved to tease him about and call him a perv even though she's the one choosing to wear that tight fishnet coating under an open jacket.

Also... How in the world did she slip past the book's effect? He had made sure literally everyone in Konoha would watch Tsunade's act. Yet, here she is, out on the empty streets with him before the Hokage was done humiliating herself to the masses.

"Earth to Naruto!!" Anko huffed.

Anko's fingers drummed against her waist, and the edge of the blue belt strapped around her miniskirt. The blonde was always so easy to fuck with, but in times like this, he was really coming off as annoying. It seemed like he was the only other living being on these streets, and despite the urgency of what could be afoot, he was stuck checking her out.

"Seriously perv!" She had to snap her fingers to gain his attention. When his eyes landed on hers, she instinctively closed her overcoat. "Where is everyone?"

"How..." Naruto blinked. "How are you here?"

"What? I..." Anko's voice trailed off, and she let out a sigh of annoyance. Why was he the only one around? Couldn't she have come across Tsunade or Ino? Anyone who could actually focus and explain things to her. "Hey! I asked first! Start talking or I'll tell everyone how much of a pervert you are~" She let her tone draw onto the typical teasing manner she uses around him. He was annoying her, and she's very aware that her teasing annoys him, so it's fair. "If I can find anyone!"

"No. You tell me what you've been doing." Naruto said while looking down at some book in his hands.

"Really?" Anko's teasing voice died down while her annoyance grew. The heat stemming from the scorching sun wasn't any help to calm her nerves. She gripped her headband and pulled it forward to give some fresh air to the sweat that coated her forehead. Honestly, she could have just answered his question if it would help get him talking. But seeing that she asked first, it wouldn't feel right to oblige. "You talk first. Then I'll-- I was out on a mission from Tsunade since yesterday. She had me retrieve two stolen scrolls that are supposed to remain top secret. I returned a few minutes ago to find everyone missing... There?" She rolled her eyes after explaining her side of events. "Happy? Now your turn." With her hands still on her hips, she added, "What's going on?"

"Nothing much. I've just been having fun, that's all."

"Having fun... okay screw you Naruto!" Anko grabbed the hem of her skirt and pulled it upwards to reveal her light purple panties. "If you're going to be such a bother, at least sign my pantie." She pressed her crotch forward for him to have easier access.

"You're not immune.. whew..." Naruto appeared to be visibly relieved. As to why, Anko had no idea.

"Come on already! I see that pen." She said and took a step towards him; her crotch jutted out more than before. Her voice took on a teasing slur. "And we know a perv like you would kill for this opportunity..."

Naruto gulped; his eyes were locked onto her exposed crotch. "Sure." He walked forward and scooted down to his knees.

Anko let out a satisfied sigh. With how useless he's being, at the very least, he can sign her panties and get that unneeded weight off her chest. Since yesterday it's been bugging her knowing that Naruto hasn't signed her panties; the very thought almost distracted her from her mission at multiple points.

Just then, she felt his face press forward and full-on eat her out through the material of her pantie. His mouth moved hungrily along with his face that was motorboating between her thighs.

Anko bit her lips and kept a sudden moan from escaping. Her fists clenched. "Kyyaaaaaa`hh!" She yelled and brought her leg back before sending her feet forward to kick Naruto more than a few yards down the street.

The blonde toppled backward, stirring up dust in his wake. The momentum eventually died down, leaving him slumped on his face.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" She shouted at him through the empty road. "You.. you didn't even sign my panties!? Really!?? Why are you such a fucking perv? I didn't realize you were THAT pathetic."

"Oww..." Was all Naruto muttered as he rubbed his head.

Anko left Naruto on the ground and turned around. Her feet stomped against the dirty street in a bout of anger. She always teased him, it was a daily thing, but he never acted like such a pathetic animal. Apparently, he needs to learn to keep his fucking hands to himself.

She heard him stagger to his feet. Through the corner of her eyes, she could see him pick up the notebook that was splayed out on the ground. So he was suddenly into writing in that book, but he couldn't sign her panties without being a freak?

Shouldn't be surprised.