Building a profile

Okay….. I’m in!” Simon said giving Tanya a sly smile.

“Oh thank you so much Simon!” Tanya cheered while she wrapped her boyfriend up in a hug. Her firm breasts pressing into simons chest caused a stirring in Simons shorts. His growing member began pressing into her inner thigh. “Cool your jets big boy we got to build a profile first!” She said as she playfully slaps his cheek.

“Come on babe! The profile can wait” he whispered the last part in her ear as his hands crept down to cradle her ass.

“No Simon not now and besides, didn’t I just catch you jerking off to some bimbo on your computer?”

“Well yeah but i didn’t finish. The mood kind of got ruined”

“ well the mood is still ruined for me” Amber bit back surprising Simon. Usually he had no trouble talking Tanya into bed but she seemed more confident then usual.

“ Sorry Tanya…. How can I help”

“ Well Simon we first need to find a profile picture”

The pair spent a good hour scouring the internet for the perfect model. Most were either too modest or too fake looking. If they did find a picture that kind of worked they weren’t able to find any more with that model and they both agreed that this profile would need more than one picture.

“ Do you know of any older women who would be willing to pose? This would be so much easier if we actually had a model”

“ No. I mean I work with my dad and I don’t have much of a social life outside of you. Everyone I know he knows.”

“ I mean he doesn’t know me……” Simon said knowing this line would make his girlfriend feel guilty. So guilty she may even look past him looking at porn and give him a blowjob to make up for her selfishness.

“Your right…..he doesn’t!” Tanya had a brilliant idea. Simon was just confused by why his girlfriend seemed so excited. “Quick! Follow me!” She cried in excitement grabbing her boyfriend by the wrist and dragging him into their bedroom. She took her place at the counter chair while Simon sat on the bed with a puzzled look as his girlfriend accessed his not so hidden porn stash. She quickly pulled up a picture of a hot Latin milf in a bikini. The same milf he was looking at earlier. “This is our model!”

“Ummm what?” Simon said more confused now.

“Oh come on Simon you can’t be that dinse. Look at her face. Is their anything familiar about her?”

Simon peered at her face. He usually spent more time looking at her body then her face. He found this pictures in his stash a few days ago. She didn’t look familiar but that wasn’t uncommon. He did look at a lot of porn after all. Tanya was right. There was something familiar about her face. Those pillowy lips, high cheekbones, those eyes. They did look a little like his mothers eyes. Everyone always said he had his mother's ey……

“What the fuck! Is that me!” Simon began to feel a growing sense of embarrassment and anger. He just realized that for most of this last week he had been masterbating to an image of him as a women.

“Yeah…… remember our fight when you left? Well I had a little wine and jumped on the computer and I found your stash and well I am good at photoshop” Tanya said with a little smile hoping that Simon wasn’t too pissed off.

“I….I…...I can’t believe this!” Simon finally got out his brain still broken. Unable to grasp how he could be turned into such a babe. Tanya who could feel her boyfriend’s anger rising jumped in before he could blow his top.

“ Now come on Simon. Don’t get embarrassed. You are great looking! And you are so good looking that you make a hottie no matter the gender!” She said rubbing his chest. She could feel his heart beat start to slow as he began to take more controlled breath “ and I mean come on. Don’t tell me your male ego is so fragile that it can’t handle this?”

“No….no your right….. I am just a little shocked.”

“ No I get that. You make a shockingly beautiful women. But you are an even more handsome man” A smile crept across Simon’s face.

“Fine….Ha… I guess your right. Let’s use these pictures”

“Awesome now let’s build this profile”Tanya said as she quickly opened up a web browser and searched Find Your Match. She opened the website and clicked create a profile. “Ok what name should we go with?” Tanya asked looking at Simon.

“My mom said if I was a girl she was going to name me Mia…..”

“Ohhh Mia that’s a pretty name. how about Mia Lozano for our spicy Latina”

“Lozano?”

“Yeah it means elegant and good looking. Oh she’s going to need an email.” Tanya quickly opened up a new tab and quickly created the email MissMia. This was the same name she used for the user name.

“Soooooooo. What should our opening statement be. It has to be something captivating but not too forward. You used online dating back in college right? What should we put down?”

“Ummm I don’t know? Single women looking for love. Is comfortable with something casual but open to something more serious? I don’t know, how does that sound?”

“ No Simon that sounds lame. Come on. Think of this as improve practice! It will be fun!”

“Fine…… Ummm” Simon thought to himself put himself in the role of a sexy women in her late 30s to early 40s. “ Live wire looking for a spark. Let’s have some fun together. I don’t know what you have heard of Latin women but trust me most of it is true;). I’m not looking for something superficial or any drama so if games are your thing look somewhere else. Unless those games include blindfolds. I am always up for something new!......how’s that?” Simon looked to his girlfriend nervous about what her response would be. He chose not to tell her that he actually stole most of that from dating profiles he has seen in the past. All Tanya gave him was a opened mouth expression.

“Oh my god Simon! That’s perfect! You really got into character! Quick what are your likes and dislikes?” Simon loved getting compliments for his acting it was enough to distract him from Tanya having him create most of the content.

“Okay. Likes and dislikes. Likes are cooking guys love a women who can cook.” Simon said as he was really getting into the character “ Going to the beach and looking hot in a bikini” Tanya smiles at this response as she looked at the picture of her boyfriend in a bikini “ and slow Saturday morning just walking around a farmers market. Oh and guacamole! I looove guac!” Tanya was basically writing everything down verbatim.

This continued for about an hour with Simon coming up with most of the information for the profile. Getting more and more turned on manipulating her boyfriend in creating a dating profile, a female dating profile.

“Alright sweetie that’s it! Now let’s post it!” Tanya hit publish and MissMia was born “Now all I have todo is build my dads profile and then we can message him” almost on cue Mia’s inbox dinged “ Oh wow! Mia is already getting hit on! Good job Simon you really know what middle age men find sexy” Simon blushed at the back handed compliment, making Tanya feel even more aroused. “ Oh wow these are pretty funny! Look at this one.

JackFLash78:

Hey Mama!

You are a gorgeous women and it would be an honor to have dinner with you. I will even let you cook lol! Jkjk but I would love to grab a bite sometime.

Just as finished reading that message two more filled the inbox.

“I have an idea! While I am building dad’s profile why don’t you respond to some messages and get some more practice”

“Fuck no! This is weird enough I am not going to flirt with a bunch of horny old men!”

“ Oh come on sweetie! You did so well building that profile! You really got into character! I think you do a little more method acting and you will be ready! You will do so great building dads confidence this whole thing will be done and the three of us will be having dinner I two weeks!”

Tanya was getting good at pushing Simon along and playing to his ego. She knew that the promises of meeting her dad in person was enough to get him to comply. She may even be able to talk him into going to that dinner dressed as Mia. That thought caused her to feel even more heat and a smile crept across her face.

“ ok sweetie… I will try” Simon said with a weak smile and looked over to see he had 8 messages to respond to.