Britney Spears.

The walked up to Britney Spears

"Hello ms Spears" Jane said

"Hello nice to meet you" Britney says

"Why do you think your so popular in Fanfiction" Jane said

"Well I am young and I am beutifull. I can be perky and I can be bad so that give you differnt stories. Also guys dig the modona whore complex. They like to spank me and teach me a lesson" Britney spears

John was sneaking up behind her with a pipe

"Stop it" Britney says

"Stop what" John says

"You were going to hit with a Pipe and try to **** me"

"No I wasn... Oh wait I was"

"Dont worry it happen to every guy who story I'm in. Don't feel bad" Britney says

Jane Sighs

"Sit over the John" Jane says

"Sorry" Then starts to put clarofome in the tissue

"STOP IT" Jane says

"My bad" John said sitting down

"Now Tell me Britney what you favorit part about being on Chyoo" Jane asked