Breasts on the brain

"I wish Hayley was addicted to giving titjobs, and giving titjobs was all she could think about. I wish the only words she could say at this party are 'Feel up my bouncy British boobies!' like it is the most fun phrase in the world. I wish that by the end of the night, she will want to give a titjob to a dirty homeless man in an alleyway, and this will turn her on."

"All granted."

"I hope that hobo's night gets better..." John thought with a smirk.