Branches

You methodically start to clear the branches, reading each or the little plaques finding out useful information. you fight a pair of zombies in the first room (who would have fell for that dumb standing behind the door thing) finding out it is mostly technique that does damage in the game, a few things like your opponent being unaware of you helps (you have massive feet and they don't make much noise) that enemies can't move ladders but can attack you on them, but you can throw them off just as easily.

You find a few more items, a basic attack spell that you quite like (it works like throwing a rock and apparently magic levels with use according to the item info) so you use it to clear all the areas you have already passed. you find a bow and arrows which you end up using right away to snipe some giants guarding a coffin full of the item you were told about before the game started "Essence" you use a little and it increases your max hp and you feel a little faster and stronger. You use a few more but decide to hold off on using all of them because they say they heal you too and that could be useful later. you also notice that it makes your cock and balls noticeably bigger (by the end you have a 12 inch cock and balls larger than jumbo eggs, your cock is now semierect at all times) and you get less winded moving around.

You march confidently toward the exit finding it unguarded overlooking a few houses and some people