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The director of nursing called William. "I'm Marianne O'Bannion, Director of Nursing. Look, I don't know why I'm talking to you, but Jessica is insisting on it. What's up with her?"

"Look, Ms. O'Bannion, we both know Jessica can be a handful. I'm right, aren't I?"

"Well, of course, but I can't have her walking around looking like a the wall of biker bar men's room."

"But you do think it's hilarious that happened to her."

"Well, yes, it is funny."

"Well, then, let her make a fool of herself. She got wasted last night and made a fool of herself. Let her continue to do so. If enough patients complain, tell her to cake on a lot of make-up. Better yet, do it for her and make her look like a whore. That would be just as funny and just as appropriate."

The head nurse laughed. "I guess you're right. Thank you for clearing that up."

"No problem."

William turned his attention back to Lucy. "OK, Fuck Butt, do you have a computer?"

"My laptop is in the dresser. Just a sec." Lucy got her laptop.

William opened a Word file and typed up a new feminist manifesto.

We, the undersigned women would like to set forth a new feminist manifesto. We believe that that heterosexual women should be feminine, and heterosexual men should be masculine. It's woman's place to be submissive in the bedroom. Of course, sex should be consensual, but women should be accommodating to their men. Men should not be submissive to women. No real man wants to dress up like a French maid and get spanked. It's the women who should dress up and get spanked. Real women enjoy a good spanking before sex almost as much as they love performing oral sex on their men.

We also believe it is OK for a women to share her bed with her lover and another woman. It is OK to have a three-way with two men as long as all the sexual activity is heterosexual, and the woman is submissive to both men.

By being submissive to her lover, a woman puts the stress and onus on what goes on in the bedroom on the man. It is his place to exert his authority. Again, we stress that all activity be consensual, but bondage should always be done to a woman, not by a woman. Real men don't want a dominant woman.

"You love that, don't you?" asked William even before Lucy read it.

Lucy read it then smiled. "Oh my god, it's awesome!"

"Glad you love it, Fuck Butt, and I know you, Madison, and Charlotte will sign it, but we need more young attractive actresses and entertainers. Let's start with Emma Watson. I hear she's in town. See if you can arrange a meeting.

"I'll get right on it!"

Later, Lucy and William were on their way to a swanky restaurant to meet Emma Watson.