Both and neither

"S- seventy"

The sheer amount of cups centered around the two of you was astounding, you resting quietly in a wooden chair while Cana cuddled blissfully in your arms. Both of you drinking nearly seventy drinks, while the rest of the guild either cheered you on or placed bets. Cups were now littered on the floor, while Cana pressed her mahogany locks deeper into your chest.

"Those two went at it for quite while. Didn't they." Mused Wakaba to his long time partner Macao.

"Ya, Erza isnt gonna like this when she gets here." At that moment, the guild doors slammed open, light breaching in behind the man.

"Bad news!" The rest of the guild brought their attention to the carrot topped loke, "Its Erza, she's on her way!"

Your ears perked up at this, who ever this woman was she must be rather strong, as the entire guild was either quivering in fear or doing their damn quickest to clean the place up.

You voiced your thoughts aloud."Erza? Whose that?"

"She's the strongest female mage in Fairy Tail." Mirijane answered, a smirk gracing her lips as she continued. "And more than a bit intimidating." You narrowed your eyes, not only at the mention of the queen of fairies, but also at the buxom blonde standing next Mirijane. Your target.

"Hear those footsteps, that's gotta be her."

"Here she comes!"

Lucy nearly tucked into herself, quivering and shaking, "I'm so s-scared!

"I have returned, where is master Makorov? And who are these two." Standing tall and proud in the doorway was a rather beautiful yet intimidating redhead, hidden behind heavy armor was most likely a fit and toned body, and her scent smelled like... steel. She set down what looked like the large horn of a beast, as she awaited an answer.

"Welcome back Erza, the master went to a guild meeting. And these two are new guild members, this is Lucy." A small blush appeared on Mirijanes face as she turned to you, Cana rousing slightly to greet Erza. "And this is..W-wolf."

"Hmph.. I see" a brief look of jealousy flashed on her face when she saw Cana burrowed in Your arms, but its gone so fast you can't help but think you imagined it.

"Now listen up! While I was on the rode I heared a few things!" As she spoke her voice was laced with authority and the entire guild seemed to freeze in fear. "Word is Fairy Tail has caused nothing but trouble as of late. Master Makorov may not care, but I most certainly do!"

She turned to look at Cana who was once again drinking, that look of jelousy reapearing on her face, "Cana! Start controlling your driking!" Now turning to the smoking mage "Wakaba! Get rid of that filthy habit!"

As Erza began her rant, Lucy whispered "Wow she's tearing into everyone..."

"That's Erza for ya" Happy, exclaimed

"Are Natsu and Gray here?"

As you turned in Erza's direction, you struggled to maintain your amusement. The two blockheads were arm in arm, nervously smileing at her, "O-oh hey their E-erza, where just hangin around, like good friends d-do."

She smiled at this, before becoming rather serious. "Thats good. Natsu, Gray, I need you to do me a favor. On my travels I came across something that concerns me. The two of you are the strongest wizards here, I could use your help." The guild members murmured in suprise. "Meet me at the train station tomorrow morning."

With that, the guild hall went back to its version of normality. You nearly didnt bat an eye at the blockheads mission, that was until your keen ears overheard Mirajane asking lucy to accompany them.

"I need to join that mission" you thought, already throwing around ideas.