Bonnie makes Ron her

Bonnie quickly figured out the program. She pulled up Ron's page and dumped his IQ meter down to drooling levels, surprised that they weren't close to that already. Then she turned down his attraction, loyalty, and everything else related to Kim. She raised all those things for his feelings towards herself.

“Oh, Ronnie-kins!” sang Bonnie.

Ron walked out of the bathroom with a befuddled look on his face, dragging his pants on the floor. “Pants... no work.”

“I know baby, those zippers are just too complicated for a doofus-moron like you, aren't they?”

Ron nodded, then dropped the pants on the floor as staring at Bonnie's enormous breasts absorbed all his brain power.

“Oh right, these,” said Bonnie. “I can't believe how predictable guys are. Just suggest big breasts and their brains turn to mush. Let's get them back to normal.” She changed back to her own profile and adjusted the breast slider. “Well, not all the way back, I was a full C cup before, I could stand to be the classic double D. But I'm leaving the athletics ability maxed out. That should drive Kim nuts. Speaking of which...”

With an evil smile, Bonnie pulled up Kim Possible's profile. She pictured all the things she wanted to do to the arrogant redhead that had stolen Bonnie's rightful place as the most popular girl in school. She reached toward the keyboard, ready to make lots of nasty changes.

“Ahhh!” screamed Bonnie as something pulled hard on her hair. She waved her hands over her head and yelled, “Get it off, get it off, get it off!”

Bonnie fell out of the desk chair and rolled away. When she looked up she saw Rufus the mole rat climbing up onto the desk and headed for the computer keyboard.

“Ron! Stop him!”

Ron pounced, grabbing the little rodent. Rufus squirmed, but couldn't get free.

“Here, Bonnie. Gift. For you!” said Ron with a stupid grin that made it obvious he was barely smart enough to talk.

“Ew! Just keep that thing away from me.” Bonnie sat back down in front of the computer. “Hell no, no more of that.” She pulled up the page for Rufus and found that his intelligence was extremely high for a naked mole rat. She lowered it to below average rodent intelligence, then turned to see the results.

Rufus wasn't struggling any more. He just laid limp in Ron's hands.

“Ha! That will teach the stupid thing to get in Princess Bonnie's way! Put that disgusting thing in a cage with some lettuce or something.”

Ron ran off with his pet, looking for a place to put the now mundane animal.

Bonnie spun around in her chair. “This is perfect! Kim always got the best of me, but now I'm in charge! I don't know why I never realized that Ron was the factor that gave her an edge. Then it just occurred to me, while he was typing at this computer earlier. Deciding that I should do anything to get him changed everything!”

“But now I have to do something to really get back at Kim.”