Blunder Woman

The woman in the Wonder Woman costume clutched her top and hurried after the news crew. As she did, the heel on one of her boots snapped off, causing her to stumble. When she did, I noticed her costume was actually two parts, unlike the Wonder Woman in comics and TV. The zipper on the back ran all the way down, and I telekineticly unzipped the top all of the way.

The woman stopped and gasped. She reached behind her with one hand while holding the front of her top up with the other. There was no way she could zip the zipper with one hand as it had come all the way undone.

"Fuck!" she muttered.

I snapped my fingers, and her tiara slipped down over her eyes.

"Arrgghh!" she muttered.

A crowd started to gather, and the geeks and nerds were taking out their phones. Almost all of the men, mostly between the ages of 17 and 30, had hard ons as they watched "Wonder Woman" having serious wardrobe problems and hoping to get a glimpse of more of her.

You laugh to herself and wonder what next to do to the woman.