Blow your wad with Maddie tomorrow

You order tickets on consecutive nights to see Cirque de Soleil and Beatles LOVE, which is similar in theme. The Beatles show is extravagant, better than you had hoped. Still, you?re kind of soleil?d out after it?s over, and aren?t looking forward to seeing another tomorrow.

?Yeah, but we already paid for the tickets,? Maddie says. ?No refunds either at this time. But hey, remember Knocked Up where they got high before they went and saw it? Why don?t we get a little tipsy beforehand? Maybe it?ll make it a completely different experience!?

The next day you do a little window shopping and visit a couple of museums. Before the show, you have a light dinner, supplementing it with a bottle and a half of wine. By the time you hop on the shuttle, you?re both feeling the rush of the ****. By the time you hop off the shuttle, you?re having to practically hold each other up to get into see the show. You compose yourself the best you can to stay inconspicuous, and luckily find your seats.

You and Maddie giggle at each other as the show begins, feeling high and incredibly loose. The lights are almost too bright, but closing your eyes and taking the music in provides a warm feeling of its own. When the acrobats begin, you realize your horny and in need of release. You cross your legs, but that only makes it worse as your thong rubs up against your clit. About halfway through the first act, you excuse yourself to the bathroom, heading straight for a stall.

The room is empty, so you prop your shoes up on the door, pull aside your thong and rub one out. Thrusting two fingers up your hole and placing your wet hand on your clit, you furiously rub yourself until your body shudders in ecstasy. Thankful nobody walked in, you clean yourself up and head back to your seat. You?re still pretty drunk, and feel good, but no longer uneasy.

Maddie whispers to you, ?Did you get sick??

?Almost,? you lie. ?But I?m okay.? You smile to reassure her, and you enjoy the rest of the performance.

On the shuttle ride home, Maddie throws her arm around you and talks in her fake southern accent. It?s hardly funny, but you?re still pretty tipsy so you laugh right along with her. Arm in arm, you head back to the hotel and have a nightcap. Finding a board, you play a game of dirty Scrabble while drunk texting your friends. Maddie tortures Justin most of the night, while you send off messages to Alan. He must be asleep, as he doesn?t respond, but you send off about ten really dirty messages, giving him something to wake up to. Speaking of dirty, Maddie wins the game by placing the word ?PENIS? on a triple word score with only a few tiles left. You finish off the night with a comedy you find on the television, drinking enough water to hydrate you before collapsing in bed.

The rest of your trip is filled with sight-seeing and picture-taking, and one stop at a gift store to thank her for the tickets. On a whim, you buy her the biggest stuffed furry snake you?ve ever seen. In emblazoned letters along its body it says, What happens in Vegas?

?You should give him a name?? you say.

?How about ?Hypothetical Penis?? Maddie thinks out loud.

?Isn?t that a little long for a name?

?But it?s a long snake!?

?Well,? you ponder. ?How about Hypo, for short??

You almost don?t get hypo on the plane as he?s tough to store. But he makes it home safe and happy, just like the two of you.

        The End