Blow The Boys

A silence fills the room.

Nobody speaks.

Is that a tumbleweed blowing across the living room?

At length Melissa breaks the silence..

"And what exactly is 'blow the boys', John," she asks.

With a few drinks inside you, you have lost the power of common sense, so you blurt out:

"Well, what happens is we blindfold one of the girls. Then all of the guys get their cocks out and she has to guess which cock belongs to which guy... using only her mouth."

"I see."

There is another silence as the full impact of your words sinks in and you get the uneasy feeling that Marcia is going to be helping you to work out your severance pay tomorrow.

"Well, Gordon did say to pick a rude game," you say defensively.

"Yes, and I told you not to!" Melanie reminds you.

"Sounds like a great game to me," smiles Martin.

"I'm up for it," says Dan with a hesitant glance at his wife.

Mark says nothing.

"So, are we going to play then?" asks Gordon.

"But who is going to be blindfolded?" Anita asks.

Hmmm, good question: