Blondie's Modern Family

"It was so great of you to invite me here, boss," Dagwood said to Mr. Dithers.

Mr. Dithers happily patted Dagwood on the back. He breathed in the salty sea air and drank scotch from his glass.

"Not a problem, my boy! I've always loved going out to sea with my friends and family," Julius said as he squinted towards the horizon. Julius' boat was big. It had enough rooms to accommodate all of them and it housed a huge garage for a tender and a handful of jet skis.

The newlyweds, Blondie and Julius, were out on their private yacht with Blondie's children, Alexander and Cookie. The happy siblings were out fishing on the yacht's starboard with Alexander's current girlfriend, Stacy, and Cookie's current boyfriend, Danny. Blondie was somewhere else below deck. The women were smartly dressed in pastel colored linen shirtdresses and the men wore light colored Oxford shirts and board shorts. Everyone was in good spirits. Julius wanted to invite Dagwood along in this long Fourth of July weekend. Dagwood was both surprised and flattered that his boss wanted to take him along considering Julius never wanted him near Blondie after their wedding.

"Fish ain't biting much today, Dad," Alex said waving to their direction. Julius and Dagwood both looked at him and then at each other. Julius laughed while Dagwood smiled and scratched his head.

"Dagwood, my boy, you'll always be 'Dad' to your children," he said.

"Gee, thanks, boss," Dagwood said. He felt uneasy seeing Mr. Dithers this happy. Most of the time, he'd be wringing his neck or talking his ear off. Dagwood was not used to a blissful Julius Dithers. But he liked it. Everyone else seems happy. There was just something that didn't seem quite right.

"Where's Blondie?" Dagwood asked. And right on cue, Blondie ascended to the main deck. She was wearing a coral colored, tie side beach dress. The spaghetti strap halter that tied around her long slender neck was slightly covered by her golden locks from her nape. The plunging cowl neckline showed just enough cleavage for the tasteful family affair but still oozed tremendous amount of sex appeal from the tall blonde woman. The bodice hugged her curves to accentuate her shapely form and side tie skirt knot ended just slightly below the right side of her hips. Everyone smiled upon seeing her. Cookie's boyfriend almost did a spit take when he looked at Blondie's direction. It caught Blondie's eye. Did he recognize her from that viral video? Or was he just expressing a physical attraction towards her? Blondie blushed and smiled all the same.

But Dagwood was more drawn towards what Blondie had in her arms. It was her newborn child with Mr. Dithers. His heart sank as he saw how happy she was with the baby. Blondie made a beeline towards Julius' direction.

"Hi, honey," she said as she gave him a full-on kiss in front of everyone. It was long and sensual.

"How's my baby boy?” he asked as Blondie also went to Dagwood and gave him a slight peck on his cheek.

"Hello Dagwood," she said softly. "Augustus was really hungry. I breast fed him before coming up here. I think he'll be asleep for a while," she continued.

The newborn baby boy, Augustus, was barely three months old. Blondie still looked radiantly beautiful and sexy even after childbirth. Her breasts were engorged with breastmilk and it made her sexier than ever before.

The girls all went to Blondie and the baby. "Mom, she looks so cute!” Cookie said as she gave the young one sweet small kisses on his little forehead.

"I think I know where he got his looks from, Mrs. Dithers," said Stacy as she gently played with the baby's toes. Dagwood was still not used to hearing Blondie being addressed as Mrs. Dithers. His mind kept picturing Cora, Mr. Dithers' ex-wife, but seeing Blondie together with his boss was still overwhelming for him.

"Oh stop!" Blondie said as she blushed again. She swayed a little bit when she said this. The girls immediately caught her and the baby.

"Whoa, Mom, why don't you let me take care of the baby?" Cookie said. Blondie smiled. "Are you alright, Mrs. Dithers?" asked Stacy.

"I'm okay," she said. "I easily get seasick, I guess." The girls took the infant away from Blondie as Julius helped his lovely wife sit down on one of the chairs. Dagwood saw how Julius comforted Blondie. Blondie rested her head on Julius' shoulder and this made Dagwood jealous. They both stared into the setting sun. Dagwood couldn't resist it any longer. He suddenly stood up.

"Boss, I need to use the john. I may have one drink too many," Dagwood said sheepishly.

"Down the hall, fourth door to your right," Julius said as he quickly kissed Blondie beside him. "Better not take too long, my boy, or you're going to miss the fireworks!"

"Be right there, boss!” he said quickly. He felt uncomfortable seeing the two locked in a romantic embrace. Mr. Dithers was like a father to him. It reminded him of the estranged rich parents he once had. But seeing Julius and Blondie together was emotionally draining for him. It was as if his father suddenly divorced his mother and married his wife; which was pretty close to what happened to them. Dagwood felt sick as he went below deck to search for the restroom. The halls were long and confusing. Never had he seen a ship as decadent as this. He found the restroom and heaved into the sink. He turned on the faucet and cupped the running water with both his hands before splashing it across his face. That felt better. He heard explosions outside and realized that the fireworks show was starting. He didn't want to go. Watching fireworks used to be the highlight of their marriage with Blondie. And now, Blondie was no longer his. Every pop from a firework in the distance made every beat in his heart heavier than the last.

He thought of Blondie. He remembered that she also got seasick when she saw him. Was this a signal for him? Was she having trouble with Julius as a husband? Did the new baby make her miss her old life with him? What was Blondie trying to say? Dagwood smiled. If Blondie wanted to come back to him, he would definitely take her in a heartbeat. All he needed was for her to say it. The flashing lights from the fireworks through the window gave him new hope. As he went out, he got lost. Darn, this ship is too big, he thought to himself. Was it four doors or five going back up? He ended up going to another room before realizing he was completely lost. The room had several doors and he didn't know which way was back up. He opened one and saw clothes. It was a walk-in closet which was almost as big as a regular room. As he closed it he heard laughter going towards his direction. It was Blondie! Maybe he was right. Maybe Blondie missed him as much as he missed her.

"I missed you so much," Blondie said. Dagwood smiled and turned around. He was alarmed at what he saw. Blondie was passionately kissing Mr. Dithers as her hands gently pulled on his hair. They were locked in an embrace. Dagwood quickly hid inside the walk-in closet and closed the door silently. He peeked through the opening. Blondie's eyes were closed as Mr. Dithers exposed her breasts through the plunging neckline. Dagwood saw how magnificent her body looked even from this angle. Mr. Dithers sucked on her breasts and Blondie moaned.

"Are you feeling better now, love?” Julius said in between kissing and sucking her nipples.

"Mmmm. Yes, dear," Blondie moaned. "I just wanted to find a way to be alone with you for a bit."

Mr. Dithers stopped and looked up to his beautiful wife. "Well, here we are. What do you want us to do?"

Blondie reached behind her neck and untied her dress. In one easy move, she was completely naked. Dagwood gasped at Blondie's figure. She was more stunning than the last time he saw her naked which was also that last time they made love. Blondie helped her husband take off his shirt as Mr. Dithers unbuckled his short trousers. Dagwood saw his boss' enormous penis and he immediately felt ashamed. His penis wasn't even half the size of that. He finally realized why Blondie fell for his boss. Not only was he rich but was well-endowed. The attraction between them was mutual. His mind wanted to tell him that she was being subconsciously controlled by whatever chemical Mr. Dithers gave him a long time ago. But the look on Blondie's face was unmistakable: this was a woman deeply in love with a man.

Dagwood peered through the closet slits again and saw that Mr. Dithers was on top of Blondie in bed. Her legs were spread apart as Mr. Dithers' fat body laid in between them. He could see his boss' hairy and wrinkled buttocks. Blondie was moaning as Mr. Dithers kept on sucking at his wife's breasts. Dagwood had never heard Blondie moan in that way when they used to make love. Somehow, it aroused him hearing Blondie being ravaged by his boss. He unzipped his trousers and fondled his penis. He could see Blondie's toned arms and smooth armpits as she accepted Mr. Dithers' penis into her vagina. His own penis became erect as Blondie moaned more towards each of Mr. Dithers' thrusts in her. He was slightly disgusted at the sight of jiggling blubber around his hairy body but he couldn't look away. It was like watching a beautiful train wreck: the violation and destruction of something pristine and good.

"Haah! Haah! Haah!" Blondie moaned louder with every thrust her husband made.

"Umph! Umph! Umph!" Mr. Dithers was really giving it to Blondie. She started to wrap her legs around his hairy ass as their fucking became faster and faster and faster.

Dagwood was masturbating furiously at the sight of his beautiful ex-wife fucking the fat old man.

"Oh, Julius! Ohhh! Uhhh! Julius! Ouiyah! Julius! Yaass! Oh, Julius!" Dagwood was somehow turned on by Blondie as she screamed her husband's name. He was aroused by her sweet sing-song moans of ecstasy.

"Urmph! Urmph! Yes! Blondie! Urmph! That's it!" Mr. Dithers guttural sex moans sounded like a gorilla in heat, Dagwood thought. The fireworks outside slowly lit up the room and made Blondie's skin glisten. Dagwood saw his boss' body come up quickly as he brought both of Blondie's legs over his shoulders. He could see how his bloated and hairy belly flop all over Blondie's hips. He moved much faster for a man his age. Blobs of fat from the folds of his wrinkled, hairy skin jiggled all over the place as his penis continuously entered her moistened vagina. He could clearly see Blondie's big toe hyperextended while in the throes of passion from lovemaking.

"Haaah! Ohhh! Haaah! I'm coming! Haaah! Julius! Ouiyaah! I'm coming!" Blondie's hands and forearms were behind her head and Dagwood could see the sweat droplets on her chest and arms.

"Urmph! Urmph! Mmmph!" Julius thrusted much faster and harder as the bed shook from all their sex. Julius held onto Blondie's breasts as her legs wrapped around his large stomach and torso this time. His hips swayed back and forth with the speed of a piston engine pump. Blondie moaned louder and breathed heavily. Dagwood jerked off faster. He came suddenly and he grit his teeth as he tried not to make a sound. He breathed out through his nostrils as he continued to watch Blondie and Mr. Dithers have sex.

"Julius! Ahhh! Julius! Haah! Oh, Julius! Ohhhhh!" Blondie arched her back backwards and expanded her chest as she came. She fastened her legs tighter around Mr. Dithers' body. Julius held onto his wife's body as well as he buried his face between her breasts. He continued his fast fucking as more and more fireworks lit up the night sky.

"Aaaargh! Raaaagh! Ouhhhhh...." Julius was sweating profusely as he came inside his wife. Both were exhausted from their fucking. Dagwood saw that Mr. Dithers didn't pull his penis out of Blondie's spasming vagina. They hugged each other as they watched the fireworks from inside their bedroom.

"We should get upstairs and watch the fireworks with the kids," Blondie said as she lovingly twirled her husband's back hairs. Mr. Dithers was still trying to catch his breath before he could speak.

"I don't think they'll miss us just yet," he said to Blondie with a wicked smile and a wink. Blondie gasped.

"My goodness! You animal!" Blondie laughed as she playfully spanked his buttocks. Mr. Dithers started humping Blondie again. Dagwood could tell that the boss' penis was still hard as he saw his gray testicles swing back and forth for more fucking. He never realized how much energy his boss had. This was also astounding proof on why Blondie chose Julius over him. His virility seemed boundless and Blondie loved it. The pair continued their lovemaking as the fireworks show outside the yacht continued. They were spooning this time so Dagwood could see his ex-wife's front side from the closet. Her body was magnificent; hardly an ounce of fat from her lean body except for her jiggling large bosoms and her exceptionally round buttocks. He could see Mr. Dithers' penis enter Blondie's vaginal opening and how the shaft was completely covered in love mucus. Their pace started slow as Julius held onto his wife's tight stomach. Blondie erotically held and stretched her left leg upward with her left hand. Dagwood saw how nimble and flexible his former wife looked. It amazed him how she never did any of this while they were married. She was making love like the stars in those adult films he used to watch. She could clearly pass as one of them or possibly be even prettier than all of them.

Mr. Dithers picked up the pace again as he fondled Blondie's breasts from behind her. The lights from the fireworks were getting even brighter and the couple started to sweat even more.

"Haah! Haah! Haah! Ouiyaah! Haah! Yaaah!" Blondie moaned again. Her husband started to kiss and suck the skin from the angle of her neck and shoulders. Her voluptuous breasts swung to the rhythm of their fucking. She released her left leg and slowly let it rest on her husband's thigh. Dagwood saw more fireworks as their lovemaking became faster again.

"Ohh! Hohhh! Ohhh! Haaah!" Blondie's face contorted to passionate pleasure. She was definitely enjoying the company of her husband's enormous pork sword as it sheathed and unsheathed itself many times within her cuntal orifice.

"Haaaaaargh! Raaaaghh! Haaarghh!" Mr. Dithers finally came, again. His penis was still inserted in her pussy as he slowly let his wife lay down on the bed to give her another passionate kiss. They tongued each other. Dagwood saw his boss' silver-gray mustache brush against Blondie's smooth complexion. He looked at his wife again and smiled before giving her another kiss.

As the husband and wife continued sucking each other's faces, Dagwood finally found the nerve to sneak out of the closet and crawled himself out of the room. He turned around and slowly started to close the bedroom door behind him when he looked back to hear laughter coming from the bedroom. This time Blondie was playfully straddling Mr. Dithers' body as he laid on the bed. And then they started fucking again. A third time! This was ridiculous, Dagwood thought. How in the world did they keep on making love to each other? He watched Blondie grind her wide sexy hips to Mr. Dithers' groin. He realized that Blondie, his ex-wife, had truly fallen in love with his employer, J.C. Dithers. He wanted to leave but he couldn't stop staring at Blondie's sexy body as she rode Mr. Dithers' cock against the final barrage of nighttime fireworks. He could still hear her moan even louder than before. She put her hands behind her neck again and moved her upper arms closer to her head as Julius massaged and fondled her breasts again. Fireworks of different colors lit up the night sky as the couple climaxed again. Fireworks exploding in unison to an inseminating male genitalia to its female partner. As Blondie leaned forward in exhaustion, Dagwood finally found his way up the deck with the rest of his children and their friends.

When Blondie and Mr. Dithers finally came up, the fireworks show had just finished. Both of them had their hairs ruffled. Julius' collar was popped up on one side and Blondie's right shoulder was exposed from an uneven tie string from her shirt dress. Everyone applauded and smiled at each other. Blondie took the baby back into her arms as Julius hugged and kissed both of them. Everyone was happy except for Dagwood. He was smiling but he felt empty inside. He saw a much happier family his former wife was now in. Dagwood came to the conclusion that Blondie's love for him had been long gone. Happy Independence Day indeed.