Blondes are submissive sluts

"Are you blonde?" he asked, not wanting to propose something that she'd turn down right away.

"No."

"Then all blondes are submissive sluts."

"Hmm."

"Too much?"

"Well, I think I should make a rule just as ****, you know? How about everyone is submissive towards redheads?"

"No way, I'm not going to submissive towards anyone."

Damn, she thought, that was half the point. "Okay, well, what about redheaded women are almost all dominant, and having a redhead fetish and being a sub are the same?"

Mark thought it through. It wouldn't affect him. Or wait, would it? "Hold on, then all the blondes would have redhead fetishes. Add in that it only affects people's attraction to women."

"Fine, but you have to extend the blonde thing to men."

"Deal, but all blondes are bi."

Abby imagined having a threesome with two submissive men, who were willing to do as much to each other as her. "Including the men?"

"Sure."

"Deal." The next morning, two new rules were approved by both parties.

New Rules:
Everyone with blonde hair is a bisexual submissive slut.
Almost all redheaded women are dominant, and the desire to be submissive towards a woman, and love for redheaded women are the same. This does not affect the attraction anyone feels towards men.
Accept Refuse

The pair accepted the rules, and went on to their days, where they would see the result of their changes.