Blonde Fuck Toy in Vegas

I look over the form and think to myself 'This is ridiculous! Some sort of adolescent porn fantasy blowup sex-doll video game character creator.' But for whatever reason I start filling out the form.

Master User Information

Name: John Doe

Age: 27

Ethnicity: White

Thing you dislike most about Wife: Low sex drive

Subject Wife Information

Name: Lauren Doe

New Name (Optional):

Age: 26

Please Pick a Preset Option or select Other and write in selection

It's here that I pause for a moment, and with a little laugh I think, 'Well since this has to be a joke, let's have a little fun with it.'

Personality Preset (Pick One)

| Fuck Toy |

Head Augmentation

Hair Color (Pick One)

| Golden Blonde |

Hair Length (Pick One)

| Medium (Shoulder Lgth) |

Ethnicity(Pick One)

| White |

Skin Tone (Pick One)

| Tan(Natural) |

Eye Color (Pick One)

| Blue |

Breast Augmentation

General Size (Pick One)

| Very Large |

Breast Type (Pick All That Apply)

| Perky || Gravity Defying || Shapely || Real |

Specific Cup Sizes (Pick One)

| FF |

Specific Band Size (Pick One)

| 38 |

Body Augmentation

Body Fitness (Pick One)

| Fit |

Waist Size (Pick One)

| Small |

Ass Size (Pick One)

| Thick |

Leg Definition (Pick One)

| Long and Thin |

Tattoo Coverage (Pick One)

| None |

Piercings (Pick all that apply)

| Ears || Navel || Tongue || Both Nipples || Clit |

Personality Augmentations

Intelligence(Pick One)

| High |

Personality (Pick All That Apply)

| Slutty || Sultry || Fun || Obedient || Sexy || Naughty |

Kinks (Pick All That Apply)

| Anal || Oral || Rough Sex || Hair Pulling || Name Calling || Submission || Dress Up || Impregnation || GangBang || Glory Hole || Cheating || **** |

Promiscuity (Pick One)

| Cuckold |

With the settings seemingly complete I almost hit 'ENTER' when I stop myself and go back. Just for good measure I add: | Bareback || Creampies || Big Black Cock | | Double Vaginal | and | Commando | under 'Kinks' and then fiddle around for a couple of minutes before I find the 'EDIT' option and manage to add a custom 'Queen of Spades' tattoo on her pubic mound. Looking over my answers I had to laugh, it was like the exact opposite of what my wife Lauren was like. While what I entered for her appearance was spot on (aside from the piercings), my other answers were radically different.

I stop and think 'Maybe my changes are a bit too radical' and, feeling a little guilty, I go back again and add some of Lauren's actual personality traits; things like: | Friendly || Outgoing || Committed || Loyal | and | Compassionate | among others. Then, just for good measure I add | Emotionally Faithful | for some reason, and I press the send button. I'm half expecting some gag video to play or there to be some type of hook, but all that happens is a display screen comes up and says

"THANK YOU FOR USING CUSTOMWIFE FROM CUSTOM SPECIALTY PRODUCTS. RESULTS SHOULD SHOW IN 3-48 HOURS"

The iPad shut off at this point.

"Huh." I say a little disappointed but figure at least I got a free iPad out of it... until I can't figure out how to turn it back on.

I return to the couch where I pull out my phone. Lauren is away for the weekend on a 'Girl's Getaway'. It's Vivian, her cousin's, 21st birthday and Lauren has gone with her and a couple of friends to Las Vegas for a short vacation. Since she won't be back until late Monday, I'm stuck home alone; and after spending time on that wasted joke of an app, I'm thinking about her. So I send off a quick text before returning to Netflix.

Me: Hey! What's up?

A moment later my phone buzzes.

Lauri: Not much, just got to the hotel about an hour ago. Freshening up and then heading out for a night on the town. You?

Me: Watching Netflix.

Lauri: Lame :P

Me: Got a new tablet in the mail today. It had a program on it that made me think of you. Doesn't seem to work now though... :(

Lauri: Weird. Don't rmbr you ordering 1.

Me: I didn't.

Lauri: Dbl weird.

Me: LOL. Alright babe, I won't keep you. Have fun and let me know what happens.

Lauri: What happens in Vegas babe... ;) LOL!

Lauri: Oh, before I forget...

Lauri: NO PORN! NO JERKING OFF! SAVE THE CUM!!!

At that I actually do laugh out loud.

Me: LOL! Yes ma'am.

Lauri: Luv you babe! <3<3<3XOXOXO

Me: Love you too.

With that I toss my phone down on the table and get back to watching Netflix.