Blob In Blue

July third came in hot and humid, so of course in the office, my a.c. picks that day to drop dead. Sitting there sweating in the rising heat as the technician fiddled with condenser, a knock comes to my door. Getting up to answer the knock, swinging the door open allowing a blast of cold air from the hallway into my oven, i first lay eyes on Anna Guilin.

5'6" in high heels and a good bet well over the three hundred pound mark, dressed in what could only be called a blue moo-moo made out of denim . She was on one of those electric scooters thats become so popular with the morbidly obese In my mind ran the derogatory thought 'Someone married this, must have been a chubby chaser, bet she wasn't that hard to catch.

As she spoke I can back to reality, "So can you help me Mr. Voyeur?"

Covering up fast "Sure just let me get a pad and pen and will take your info out here, office is oven like today even with the window open." Ducking back inside, returning within minutes ready to take her information. "So Miss Guilin, why do you think your husband is cheating?"

"Well it been over six months since i felt him in me!" So of course I'm thinking 'Well lose some weight after all unless he's Mister Fantastic, a guys cock only grows so big when horny!' but i just nod my head in reply. She goes on "And he's always over at my sister's house, doing things for her!"

Once more in my mind probably wanted to have something to eat besides crumbs!' More head nodding. Finally I ask where does your sister live

"2354 West Meyer Drive, Apartment three." Now that comes as a surprise to me , talk about rich bitch neighbourhood. If the money needed to live there flows around Anna then i could be in for a large payday!

"So will you investigate Myron for me?