Bitchy Bee

Even with your eyes winched shut you can still see the brilliant bright white light of Szayel’s device reacting with Bee-chan’s Zanpakuto, the massive reaction spreading out from the single focal point with the brightness of a hundred suns. However, just like every other time the reaction lasts only a moment and before long the light recedes leaving behind only Szayel’s device and nothing more. Taking quick stock of the room you see that no other bodies have been included and after everyone wipes the flash burn out of their eyes they all turn to you as you speak, “We…seem to be missing something here.”

As you glance around the room you can’t help but notice how all of the girls are giving you tiny smirks, their eyes, even Nanao-chan’s, sparkling with mirth as Grim decides to speak up with a smile, “Wh-What do you mean John?”

Pushing the girls odd behavior to the back of your mind you lean forward slightly and pick up the device, holding it in your hands as you examine it closely, “Usually after the sword is gone a spirit is released…so where is the spirit?”

Saru barely wrangles back a snort as she speaks, “I dunno John…why don’t you think on it?”

It is only at this point that you notice how all of the girls are looking slight above you, something that causes your eyebrow to quirk and your head to slightly tilt up, “What in the world are you-“

In the blink of an eye you are suddenly face to face with what appears to be a small, slightly glowing golden fairy, her body garbed in black and yellow clothing much like that of a honey bee, “Hello there, you’re not very bright are you?”

The best response you can give is a surprised shout before you fall backwards into the couch, the tiny fairy jumping off your head so as to not get squished, “Geez, I was right about the stupid part wasn’t I? Soi-chan, don’t tell me that THIS is your boy friend. I told you to get one but seriously, you should have SOME standards.”

You can almost feel the heat of the combined glares that the girls give the rude little bee, the hovering fairy floating in front of your face with the one arm not held in a large metal ‘stinger’ socked on her hips, “But I suppose I’ll thank you…even if you are a worthless man. The name is Suzumebachi, who are you?”

Ignoring the whole ‘worthless’ comment you shake your head, slowly sitting up as Suzume floats just out of range of hitting you, “John, John Doe. It’s…nice to meet you Suzume.”

Looking you up and down for a moment Suzume turns to Bee-chan, the glaring black haired girl doing nothing to intimidate her rude Zanpakuto as she speaks, “I’ll give you that he’s he’s handsome Soi-chan but he’s still a low watt bulb.”

“And I will admit that you are rude but very cute,” You speak up, the nosey little Suzume turning to you with the slightest of blushes on her face.

“Flattery gets you nowhere perv,” Suzume says as she crossed her bendable arm over her chest, her lower lip sticking out with a slight pout as she looks in the exact opposite direction of you.

“I’ve never told a lie to the women in my life Suzume,” you shrug, your hand waving out to the women in the room as you speak, “you can ask any of them here, I’ve only been truthful and honest with them. Any question they have about me or my past, I give. Anything that they need help with, I try to aid them. I’m just a simple man who became an Arrancar for the women he loves, nothing more and nothing less.”

Your speech seems to spin the atmosphere of the room on its head, almost all of the girls swooning with your speech as the ones that don’t, including the arrogant and annoying Suzume, simply blush at the sincerity of your words, “Now Suzume, since I released you from your sword you will have to stay here with me but I won’t be putting any expectations on you that you don’t want, understand?” Suzume nods numbly as you offer her a wide smile, “Good, now please, let’s try to get along alright?” Your soft and charming smile seems to strike a chord in the little fairy but all she does it flutter over to Bee-chan, settling on her shoulder and leaning over to whisper into her ear.

The rest of the evening is far less eventful than meeting Suzume though it is by no means boring. The little buzzing fiend seems to embody the curse, ‘may you live in interesting times’ by buzzing around at breakneck speed and terrorizing anyone she can with a well placed joke or childish prank. However, for some reason you seem to the victim of less of these actions than the rest, and it seems that most of Suzume’s pranks include her kissing you at some point during them. Never the less, when it gets to be time the girls begin to head to bed save for Nanao-chan who hands you a small folder, “Here you are John-Taicho. Nel-san and I discussed it and we felt that this would be the best schedule for the next ‘home stay’ seven days.”

“Excuse me?” you ask with apparent confusion, something that causes a small smile to cross Nanao’s lips.

“Being the focus of a, well lack of a better word, harem, it is difficult for you to spend time with your women if you leave it all to chance. After discussion with the rest of the girls, taking into account previous activities with you and their overall cooperation with the schedule, Nel-san and I have compiled a schedule of who will be allowed to sleep with you uninterrupted for the following seven days. However, we all know that you have girls other than the ones under your roof so we made sure that these seven days do not have to be, and most likely will not be concurrent so it only applies for the next seven days that you are present at home and not attending to the other ones you love.”

Looking down at the schedule your eyes almost pop out of your sockets; to think that in only one day, despite being nearly killed, Nanao-chan was able to get your life so straightened out almost down to the letter…the only thanks that you can form in response is wrapping your arms around her and giving her what had to be the deepest kiss of her life. At first Nanao-chan squeals in surprise but it is quickly replaced by a throaty and love filled moan, her smooth and dainty hands clutching your body as she attempts to pull you even deeper into the wild embrace…

“Hey!”

With that one word of warning you suddenly feel two sets of hands grab at the back of your shirt, two different sized fists forming into your clothing before they roughly jerk you away from the hazy eyed and panting Shinigami Secretary, “It’sssss our night!”

Recognizing the slight hiss of your slick serpent you turn your head to find Saru and Hebi with their hands clenched in your clothing and sultry smiles on their lips, “Yeah, the shrimp's right…Johnny is ALL our tonight…”