Biology

We return to see the girls having wiped their faces clean sat in individual shower cubicles with a screen above them, and each holding a keypad.

“Welcome back to School Days”, cried Jimmy, “and welcome to our Biology lesson, this game is so simple that even these girls can understand it, I’m going to read out a word and all the girls have to do is say on their keypad if it’s a plant or not, for example, “Daisy” is a plant, “Camel” isn’t. There are names, for each one you get right your team gets 5 points, for each one you get wrong, we’ll make you a more plant friendly environment”

All the girls looked nervously upwards at a series of pipes on that last comment.

“Bizzie Lizzie” called Jimmy as all the girls bar Sarah picked plant, “It is of course a plant, which means Sarah, you get to enjoy a layer of soil” Sarah hunched over as she was covered in brown soil, it covered her hair and went down the inside of her shirt, by the time it had stopped pouring she was covered and the soil on the ground of her cubicle reached half way up her shins.

“Pebble” The girls mostly smiled at how easy it was as they went for Not, except Natalie who bucked the trend and went for Plant.

“Well Natalie, everyone else has decided that a pebble isn’t a plant except you, what made you decide to be different?” asked Jimmy

“I have some in my greenhouse” replied Natalie “And I didn’t fancy being buried in soil”

“You’re half right, Pebble is a type of plant, but we’re not going to cover the other girls in soil”, the other 7 girls looked relieved, “instead we’re going to give them a refreshing drink of water.”

The girls all screamed as gallons of freezing cold water poured down on them. The camera men taking care to get good angles of the shivers girls whose shirts had gone translucent, Mary was regretting wearing a bubblegum pink bra as it was showing through so clearly you could see every stitch. Sarah didn’t have that problem of course as she was not a brown sloppy mess, her hair matted with the mud and the level had risen alarmingly to just below her knees.

“Plants do need watering of course,” laughed Jimmy, “Sarah I know you’re tempted to stand up and the temptation will grow if you get the next question wrong, but remember if any of you girls leave your seats before the end of the game, your team will be docked 40 points” Sarah simply looked more miserable as she was imagining what else could cover her.

“Next up is Golden Barrel”, this time there an even split with Natalie, Kerry, Laura & Amy all choosing plant. “Now I wonder, how much is knowledge and how much was guesswork, Laura why did you choose Plant?”

“Because it doesn’t sound like a plant?” ventured Laura

“I’m sure there’s logic in there somewhere, and if so it’s good logic because you’re right it’s a plant, which means that for those who didn’t know that Golden Barrel is a type of Cactus, You get a barrels worth of grass!”

A cloud of grass cuttings billowed down covering the 4 girls, covering them from head to toe, the grass was sticking to their wet bodies and getting tangled in their hair, for Sarah however the messy concoction had now gone over her knees and reached her waist.

“The final name girls is, Climax!” Jimmy shouted with a grin on his face. Figuring that Laura’s twisty logic worked last round most of the girls chose Plant with only Sarah & Kerry choosing differently.

“Well Kerry,” Jimmy taunted, “It looks like it’s just you and Sarah who thinks Climax isn’t a plant, look at Sarah, does she look like she’s good at this game?” Kerry just put her head down and shook it, “This won’t surprise you then that Sarah is as always wrong, So for the ingredient to make your habitats perfect for growing plants, here’s some fertiliser”

Kerry screamed as Horse manure fell on her and quickly tried to fish it out of her cleavage, Sarah just looked close to tears. As the disgusting mess in her cubicle has now reached the bottom of her breasts.

Jimmy turned to the camera “Someone’s having fun, join us after the break when these eight washed and changed girls will have their Geography lesson”