Betty finds the Hucow Database

Feeling what seems to be an earthquake Betty hides under her desk with her best friend Suzy the pair of teenagers look at each other frightened. The pair of students of the all-girls Academy of Saint Alomena an ancestor of Betty's who founded the school offering both shelter and education to young women. Her mother the principal is busy trying to keep everyone calm then a large crash rocks the building those brave enough to check to see Superman fighting the Juggernaught recking and damaging the school.

"Betty, what's happening?" Suzie asks too afraid to open her eyes.

"Superman is fighting the Juggernaught it looks like he's winning." Betty replies.

Soon after several S.H.I.E.L.D agents and several heroes arrive to take Juggernaught into custody, looking at all the damage done to the school that's been in her family for generations Betty is almost in tears being comforted by her best friend. Gathering all of her things Betty finds an external hardrive not seeing anyone's name on it she takes it with her. Returning home Betty examines the strange hardrive and is surprised what she finds blushing fiercely apparently this was somebody's porn.

Clicking through various folders Betty finds something quite interesting, what appears to be an entire video diary on making an unhappy woman into a nice and happy cow. Finding other similar video diaries Betty eagerly watches each of them watching women being cured of there humanity and embrace there more simplistic animal side. Frantically taking notes on all of this an idea pops into Betty's head those so-called 'heroes' need to be taught a lesson and with all of this knowledge she'll place them all on her farm where they'll be nice and happy forever.

"Hey Suzy, have I got something to show you." Betty says calling her friend.

"I'll be right over whatever it is sure cheered you right up." Suzy replies.

"I assure you, Suzy, this will change everything." Betty hangs up waiting to show her friend her new discovery.

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Several years later sitting behind her desk at her psychiatry practice something Betty thought would be a great cover for her true aims. Using the advanced technology provided by the database Betty is now not just a psychiatrist but she has the second-highest S.H.I.E.L.D authorization and is primed to help all the so-called 'heroes' with there problems.

"Dr. Betty, I'm not too early am I?" A 'hero' asks.

"Of course not take a seat and tell me about what's bothering you." Betty says looking forward to what's to come.