Because Your Mother And Sister Walk In...

"James Lancer! Who are those girls and why are they NAKED?!?" Your mother shouts from behind you, and you expect the dream to suddenly change, but nothing happens: except your 15-year-old sister saying: "And if they're naked why are YOU clothed?"

You do the gentlemanly thing and whip the tablecloth off the table to cover the cat and mouse who both get a faint flush under their fur and gratefully wrap up in it, back to back and not meeting anyone's eyes. Your mother proceeds to grab your chin and **** you to look at her. "You had damned well BETTER have a GOOD explanation for this buster or you're going to be looking for a new place to live!"

Her fingers are digging into your jaw so hard it hurts...

Wait, you can't feel pain in dreams unless your body is feeling pain OUTSIDE the dream...

"Oh, shit! THIS ISNT A DREAM!" you shout while stumbling over backward and falling into your dad's chair.