Bebe Rexha

"Ta-da!"

The celebrity was none other than bubble butted singer Bebe Rexha.

"What can I help you with, Bebe?" Jack asked.

"I've been really stressed lately with life in general," Bebe said. "It's exhausting being famous."

I'm sure it is, Jack thought bitterly. People are starving, and you're worried about being famous.

"Sleep." Jack said. Bebe fell into trance.