Beat him down and steal one.

Afraid of what she will do if you don't get a costume, and a little crazy at being fucked tonight, you act like you are going to leave, as he looks away you sucker punch him in the back of the head. He falls down and you kick him till he passes out. Panting you run into the store dragging him in and realize to your horror that the only costumes you see are for female strippers. Mouth agape you look around for anything remotely masculine and find nothing. You look at the owner lying **** and think, "What have I done, and all for nothing." Finally you give in and decide you have come to far. You gather up handfuls of clothes and shoes and race out the door and drive home. As you leave you aren't sure but you think the man woke up and muttered something, but you don't realize he said. "A curse be on you, may your costume become reality."

You arrive home and climb in the shower and shave all of your body hair. Climbing out you look in the mirror and realize there is no way you will pull this off, but you think it may not matter as she said she would cheat. You pick through the clothes and decide you will go as a hooker. First you pull on a pink lace thong and matching bra, which you stuff with toilet paper to about what you think is a D cup. Next you pull on matching pink fishnet stay up stockings. Tossing things about you decide on a pair of slutty black low rise capris leather pants that show your thong on top. Next you cut the bottom of a tank top that is black with bitch in bold red letters on the front much like hers was to show the bottoms of your tits peaking out of the bottom. Looking at yourself in the mirror you decide you will need to do something about your hair and go check the clock. You have about a half hour left as it is nearly 10 pm. Suddenly you remember that a cheap haircut place is in the mall and should be open till 10. You grab your wallet and keys and pull on a pair of strappy sandals with 7" platform stiletto heels. Racing out the door it doesn't even click that your clothes fit perfectly dispite grabbing a size 5 at random, and that you only thought you stuffed your bra. As you reach the mall you see it in fact closed at 9. Cursing the heavens you wet your hands and muss up your hair to look as stylish as you can. You stop on the way at an all night store and buy some makup and hurridly put on black eyeliner, eyeshadow, and deep red lipstick, not even noticing how well you put it on, or that your nails have become long and pink. Walking into the club you don't even notice as you look over and catch sight of a hot sexy slut with wild stylish black and pink hair walking sexily with obviously pierced nipples poking out of her shirt, a pierced belly with a silver ring and small chain dangling about 2" long, and her face is pierced as well on her lip, nose, eyebrow, and at least 5 rings in each ear, that the woman is in fact your reflection. You walk up to the doorman and feel a silver tongue stud click aginst your teeth and as you hear a womans voice come out of you mouth it finally clicks as you hear yourself state. "Hi, I am lilith, and I am here for the costume party."

He looks over this hot sexy slut in front of him and replies, "Not the best costume I have seen, but damn you are hot. Go on in, no cover charge for you, just remember me later." He tosses you a wink with this and lets you in. You stroll in nearly in a state of shock and look at yourself in a mirror and nearly faint. Then with a look of horror your hand shoots between your legs and finds.