Beach

John walked down to the lobby. He had always wanted to learn how to surf, so he went to take a few lessons on the beach. As his eyes scanned the entrance to the beach, he spotted a sign that read "Spring Break Blowout". As he approached, he saw another sign below the first listing a group of events ranging from beach volleyball to surfing. He returned to the reception desk and saw a college cutie talking to the handsome clerk. She was blonde and tanned, about 5'4". She was wearing a two piece black thong bikini.

With a strong southern accent, she said to the clerk, "I have a replacement, but she isn't a guy. Can you please make an exception?"

The clerk replied, "I am sorry; the rules are very explicit. One of the members must be a male. This is a mixed intramural contest."

"I will find one."

"You must have one right now, or you forfeit."

John interrupted the conversation and said, "I was wondering if I could take some surfing lessons."

The cutie looked around and found that he was the only guy in the lobby. She moved over to him and rubbed her hands against his abs and chest. She said in a sexy voice, "I have a tiny problem that I was wondering you could help me with. If you help me out, I would be really grateful and make a great teacher."

He was distracted by her curvy body, especially her bust. He nodded his head 'yes'.