Bat Romance

As the three Sirens listened to the song, they were mesmurized. No one had known as certain Dark Knight had followed Catwoman and Ivy to see what was being plotted. He listened as well.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Ooh

Caught in a bat romance

Ooh! Carni-Carnival!

Mwah Mwah, hahaha!

Meow, oh meow!

Want your bat romance!

While the other Sirens merely listened, Harley was affected by the verse which followed.

Carni-Carnival! Hammer, oh hammer!

Haha, oh haha, want your bat romance.

Tired of Joker and his greasy hair,

His dumb card tricks could never please me downstairs I want bat love, love love love I want bat love.

(Hahahahaha)

His high-pitched voice and his shrieks full of glee, he sounded like he hasn't hit puberty.

I want Batman, (gasp), That's my plan!

I'll get Batman!

Just because I'm a jester, doesn't mean I can't pleasure.

(Haha)

I want all my jokes to be on you!

Bust out the batcuffs and your grappling hook,

you and me could have a bat romance!

I wanna go see your bat habitat!

Oh, by the way I'm an acrobat!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Jackpot for Mista B!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Grand prizes all of me!

Harley's realized that she had been going down the wrong path with that pathetic clown. Batman was the man to rev her Harley, as sexual fantasies filled her mind. With Harley lost and Catwoman listening, Ivy was the next one affected by the message.

Kiss, kiss, I am known.

Mwah mwah ahaha. Carnai- Carnatia.

Want your bat romance.

Forget the batwing, it will not be flown,

just smell these pheromones and get in the zone,

once you inhale I won't fail I'll get Bat tail...

(Ah) Come see my garden, there is privacy.

Want you to be a vegan, devour me.

We'll take our time, us confined, it's such a crime.

I need to be fancy, just don't be a pansy.

I last long with photosynthesis!

I'm using vines to tie your feet and your hands,

you and me could have a bat romance!

I want to teach you about botany, but only if you want me!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Will you accept this rose?

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

One kiss and your heart will explode!

Ivy had fantasy of Batman from time to time, believing he loved her as one of the few if only men to resist her. As she joined Harley in Bat-Fantasy-Land, Catwoman's turn came.

Mrow, mrow, row, meow, oh meow,

paw, paw, oh paw, paw!

Want your bat romance!

Mrow, mrow, row, meow, oh meow,

paw, paw, oh paw, paw!

Scratch!

Mrow! Move it bitches,

Batty only has one mistress.

Growl! Hiss! Stay away,

you little kittens will get spayed.

Bite! Rip! I'll crack my whip!

Bat boy is my only catnip!

Purr, purr! He is mine,

He craves to be with this feline!

I want bat love and I want it to stay,

be my playtoy, be my tuna fillet.

Screw you, weed chick!

Harley suddenly became aware the those other two bitches were after her man. Hatred covered her face as she wonder how she could end them as she continued to listen.

Will kitty lick sick?

Ivy wonder which painful and deadly poison to use on the two whore was after her Bat. She would turn them into mulch for her garden, so at least in **** they would be useful for something.

You're Joker's trick!

Catwoman knew those two... Grrr... Hisss... didn't deserve Bruce. She had tried to join him on his heroic path, unlike those two who made his life harder. She was gonna whip and scratch them to **** and hid the bodies so Bruce didn't have to worry.

(Gasp), Well then, this is the end!

We are not all good friends! No more Gotham Sirens!

All of the women were getting more and more hateful of each other, with their bodies twitching with murderous rage. But still they were hypnotized into listening the song.

If we cannot decide, then we will compromise!

Suddenly, all of the hate was gone. The friendship they had returned, and then some as they thought about how to help their sisters with landing their man together. Including developing romantic feelings for each other.

We want a motor batmobile that can seat four of us,

we'll have a bat romance!

We just need you to take that sexy mask off...

on second thought, leave it on!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Caped crusading man!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Caught in a bat romance!

Cha-ching! Royal flush!

Bouquet, very lush!

Madame, extra plush!

Want your bat romance!

Meanwhile, Batman listening to the song, started to develop strong romantic feelings for the Sirens as it finished. The song ended, which release everyone into action.__