Barge in

With a deep breath, you burst through the door to the Kings chamber, and what you find roots you to the spot.

Scurried movement greets you, as Cersei, who is currently strapped into a belted contraption, at the front of which protrudes a mammoth wooden penis, quickly retracts said penis from the anus of the King himself, Joffrey. Both have looked about, startled, at your interruption.

"Jaime, what on earth do you think you're doing?" your sister angrily shouts, "you cannot barge into the King's chambers without properly presenting yourself!"

"I can, sister." you stutter, "I am the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and when the King is unattended and unguarded, I have every right to presume the worst. Where is the Hound? Or any of the others I posted outside?"

"Oh them?" the Queen Regent says, as she swats the arse-cheek of the King, who is scrambling to get out from underneath his mother. "I sent them away. They weren't needed." She turns back to her son, "and you, stop squirming of you'll make this last longer."

The King lies still beneath the Queen Regent, and she makes no move to remove the last few inches of dildo still penetrating Joffrey's shithole.