Barely a Handful (2-4 Inches)

You can wrap your hand around it. Barely. Of course you're still condemned to a three finger stroke-sesh every time your little peewee gets hard, but hey, it's the motion of the ocean right? Still, you can't help but realize your inadequacy each time you pick up your ruler and spot the mark you made when you were thirteen, knowing damn well you haven't grown. And when you see the bulges on the models when you buy underwear. And when you listen to your peers talk about all the sex they've had. And don't forget when you see how the girls react to real cocks in the porn you edge to. Sorry, is it hitting a little too close to home? Now you know how women feel when they pull you're pants down and realize they won't be cumming tonight. At least they can take solace knowing you'll likely only last three pumps before blowing your load. Speaking of the poor ladies, which one is going to be saddled with your humiliation for most of this adventure?