Badly

"this bitch is a dude" The largest one shouts with suprise.

The little one pulls a .9mm out of his pocket and stats. "We should off this stupid fag, for teasin with us."

"Wait a second." the middle one responds, "that ain't possible she lookes like a perfect chic, these even look real." With that he grabs your tits roughly and pinches at your nipples, giving the rings a tug.

"Yeah what gives?" the big guy asks. "Is that thing real?" He then feels your shaft and with horror this causes you to stiffen to your full hight of 9".

"Don't shoot please I'll do anything" you beg.

"Anything?" the little guy can't help but ask.

"Yes." You reply and try to give him your most seductive look you can muster with a rock hard cock standing at attention.

He seems distracted enough so do you hike up your skirt and make a run for it?
Or pull out his cock and lick it?
Or perhaps you fight?