Backyard

As you wake up, you feel waves of pain emanating from your groin. After a couple of minutes, you shakily manage to stand. A few minutes later, you manage to sit down in the chair with the bag of ice, clutching your aching crotch the whole time.

After quite some time, the pain finally fades. You open your robe and look down. Even though the pain is gone, both balls are almost twice as big as normal. Since the right one got smashed by the cupboard door, it's unsurprising that it's swollen. 'But why is the left one still so big?' you wonder. You remember Triss going to the freezer to get you some ice, an explosion of pain going off from your groin, and then... nothing. You figured that you must've somehow managed to hit your balls yet again and passed out.

Eventually, you decide to move on with your day. You have to mow the backyard, but you also wanted to chill in the pool for a bit. Except for the swelling, and being perhaps a bit more sensitive than usual, your boys feel back to normal, so you can handle a bit of yard work.