Back to work with the packet

Now that you have what Doe is wanting so bad, you can't wait until you go back to work, when you will be able to get what you want so bad. You already feel tremendously excited, but you also are worried about how you will get the packet into the jail. Most of the time, they don't search you at all when you come in, but every once in a while there are the occasional random searches. You're overdue for one, in fact, and given the face that Doe is in your area, her reputation given what she is in jail for, and the contraband discovered in the other bloc, you begin to wonder just why they haven't had a search on your way into work since your new prisoner was transferred in.

You realize that you're going to have to be very careful when trying to smuggle the packet into the jail. Obviously, the consequences for being caught are huge, and you shouldn't be attempting this at all, but you've gone too far now to turn back, and you'd never forgive yourself if you ruined the... whatever it was you had going with Doe. So it's not a question of whether you're going to try to smuggle it in, but how.

You could swallow the packet, but that was risky. You would likely die if it broke while in your stomach, and at the very least you'd end up in the hospital, followed by a long stay in prison. There was another orifice you could use that would almost certainly not be searched by a fellow guard, but you weren't really wild about going that route, even if it was perhaps the safest. Any kind of container you brought it, such as a duffel bag, lunch box, or whatever, would be given at least a cursory search on your way in, so they were out, unless it was well hidden inside of them. Alternatively, you could just stuff it into your underwear or elsewhere in your clothing; after all, it seemed to work for Doe.