The Jester

Thank you all for coming! A splendid time will be had, we are sure, or your pennies reimbursed! But, first, a brief word of discretion from our wonderful, magnificent, infallible host... the Jester himself! Round of hands, please!

1, 2, 3?

Or 4, 5, 6?

Or 7, 8, 9?

Or 10, 11, 12?

How about...

Infinite guddledoo charalee DOM-muhck-fooshwargcks!? Infinite guddledoo korolee DOMmukafooshwargcks for everyone!

Ha! Hahahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAAGH!

You heard it here first, everyone! Free infinite guds! What a gracious giveaway! Speechless, we are just utterly speechless! More surprises are to come, so stay glued to those seats.

Hope you enjoy the show!