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"Mmm mmm mmm, fuck that's good," growls nu-Pearl, licking her bee-stung lips. She half-crushes the empty can in her hand and tosses it carelessly over her shoulder, then faces you with a broad smile. "Whatever I said about Popple Quench, Tater Tot, mmm! I take it back."

"Tater tot?" You'd swear she called you Tater Tot.

Pearl rolls her eyes. "Don't like that one either? Fine, Wonderboy." She drills a finger into your chest. "But don't push your luck."

Nu-Jane stomps her can flat on the ground. "God you two, book a room," she says, irritatedly flipping her fingers through the tips of her hair. She pauses to cover her mouth and burps."'Scuse me."

Pearl clutches your arm possessively and sticks her tongue out at Jane. "Don't need to. Already got one."

Jane groans. "TMI, Pearl. Nobody wants to hear about your and Chase's afterparty plans."

You stiffen, bamboozled by the sudden contact; Pearl's puffy jacket sleeve brushes against you with a synthetic scraping sound. What's happening?

"Then don't freakin' bring it up," says Pearl, scowling. "I'm 18, I'm an adult, I can do whatever the fuck I want."

"You can do whatever you want, so you choose to be a dick?"

Sully intervenes, hands raised. "Jane, Pearl, Jesus. You promised not to do this here."

"She started it," pouts Jane.

"Like hell I did," says Pearl.

Jane makes an indignant sound. "You stole my boyfriend!"

Pearl scoffs. "You broke up with him first!"

"Yeah, and you waited what, two hours tops?"

Pearl smirks vindictively. "Snooze you lose, bitch."

Nu-Indigo joins Sully's intervention. "Dial it back, girls," she says, glaring alternately at Jane and Pearl. "Kiss and make up, or so help me...!"

Pearl and Jane exchange a tense look.

"She apologizes first," says Pearl, letting go of you to point at Jane.

Jane narrows her eyes.

Nu-Yutong is distressed. "Guys, this is stupid. This rave might be the last legit party we all go to together. Let's not spend it fighting, please?"

The two sparring women look sheepish at being called out, and the tension between them relaxes. Begrudgingly, Pearl and Jane shake hands.

Sully hovers by your shoulder. "This is exactly why I told you not to go out with my cousin," he says, clearly expecting you to reply.

You try to read the room. So... you're dating Pearl, and Jane's your ex now? And they're at it like cats. What would you say if you were a total player?

"Women, am I right?" you say, predicting Sully's intent.

He offers his fist. You bump it.

"A pain in the butt, but you can't live without 'em," says Sully.

"Uh-huh. Say that again," says Indigo, standing with folded arms right behind the two of you.

Sully's response is instant. "Baby, you know I don't mean it like that," he says suavely, rounding on her and taking her by the waist. He pulls Indy neatly into his side in a reassuring hug.

"Don't sweet talk me, mister," says Indy, struggling to keep her frown in place.

"Why not?" asks Sully, kissing Indy's cheek and running a hand over her bare hip, where he brazenly cops a feel of her exposed buttcheek. "Is it working?"

Indy makes a frustrated sound and slaps him ineffectually, center-mass in the chest. Yet she does nothing about the hand caressing her hip and ass. Indeed, she leans her hip more solidly into his touch. "One of these days I'm gonna stay mad at you, and you won't know how to handle it."

Sully's totally forgotten about you and everything that isn't his girlfriend. "Oh, I know how to handle you, baby."

Indy gives a throaty chuckle and caresses his cheek. "Yes you do," she agrees, before leaning in for a deep, full kiss.

Sully wraps his arms around Indy and kisses back, his hands directly on her exposed ass.

Lost in their own little world, the couple shamelessly makes out. Torn between disgust at Sully slobbering over Indy's face, and abject fascination with just how plump Indy's butt now is, you make the conscious decision to turn around toward the soda machine again.

Yutong pulls up beside you, fingers laced primly behind her back. "Now those two need to get a room," she says, nodding to Indy and Sully, who have their hands all over each other. "At this rate, I don't think they plan on waiting for the wedding."

"They're getting married?"

"What's gotten into you?" prompts pretty Yutong, frowning. "You're the Best Man. The rest of us are bridesmaids."

You give her a blank look.

"You're sure you didn't eat one of those brownies?"

"Feels like I did," you say, goggling dizzily at the machine responsible for this whole mess.

The Juicer hums with steady power. What the hell did you just do to the world? And more importantly - how exactly do you turn it back? And what would happen if you just didn't?