B-Line for the porn

You grab your girls hand and smile back at her.
"Let's get something a little different tonight."
"Where are you taking me?" she ask. "If you are pulling me into the porn room you can think again."
"I just thought we could find you a good interracial thriller in there."
"Forget about it."
But you can't. So you head in on your own and spend 15 minutes hunting over the covers. You settle on Jenna Jameson's "Pirates," a DVD you have wanted to see for sometime. By the time you emerge from the back corner your wife is staring you down.
"Did you find something good honey?"
She only lets out a meager "yep." You can taste the disdain in her response.
She has choosen the "Constant Gardner" and while you can recognize a good piece of cinema you realize that your not getting a piece tonight beyound what "Pirates" can provide.