B) Accessorize!

Chris saw a Halloween pop-up store, but it wasn't a Spirit store, but a small store in an old abandoned brick building downtown. He went inside and was met by a woman in some sort of sexy witch, vampire, or renaissance character.

"You," she said in a thick European accent. "I sense in you a great power."

She conjured up a gold bracelet.

"This is a magic bracelet. Using its magic, it compels women to wear it. They will believe it goes with any costume they wear for Hallow's Eve, and once they put it on, they will become your ****. Once the woman is your ****, another bracelet will appear for you to use on another woman."

Chris knew he could have fun with that, so he took the bracelet and went off to find...

A) His stepmother

B) his stepsisters

C) his girlfriend

D) his aunt

E) his cousins

F) someone else