Awkward silence

And then you just sit here exchanging glances with Courtney, after minute or so of that she breaks the silence first.

"John, what's wrong with you?" She asks sounding quite annoyed.

"Uh? " All that you can say back confused by that question.

"I would assume that you are gay, or impotent, or simply don't like me, but your boner proves otherwise, so why the hell are you just sitting there?" She continues with the same annoyed tone in her voice.

"What do you expect me to do? " You ask even more confused by her attitude.

"Are you serious? I offer you sex and you do nothing, like I'm not here"

"Um? When did you offer that?"

She sighs " I offered you to share a bath with me, remember? I can't believe that you don't understand that when girl offers a naked man to join her in the tub it's just a more modest way to say 'I want to have sex with you' Plus I rubbed your dick, would I do that if I didn't expect something back? And yet you sit here like an idiot. Start doing something."

"Courtney, I..." you say, no longer confused, but embarrassed by the situation " I... Me... It's just. We" You basically can't say anything. Neither can you act in any way.

"What the hell? So I need to **** you now? I openly said I want to have sex and you're still acting like a teenager, like a shy virgin that has never been around a naked woman. Stop that bullshit. If you don't like me, then get your ass out and let me use my fingers for some self-satisfaction" she says really frustrated.

"You're right" You finally regain your composure "Not about being a teenager of course, about being the shy virgin... It's not that I don't want you right now, I just don't know how to act in a way that you'll enjoy and not get insulted."

"What? " She raises her eyebrow in surprise "I constantly see you around sexy girls. No way you never nailed any of them, stop lying to me."

You shrug your shoulders "And still I've never had sex, I haven't even seen a naked girl. Sorry, I'll leave you alone" You raise to get out but she roughly grabs your hand.

"Wait... " Now she is really frustrated.