Awakens to alien babes.

Upon first awakening Ralph thought the aliens had killed him and he’d ended up in Heaven. He was lying on a bed with two identical attractive naked women looking down at him. Then he saw the women’s eyes; identical, pupil-less, and the same violet shade as the aliens, and realized that they must have, somehow, changed their appearance. Once he realized that he also noticed that both women’s appearances were a combination of traits from Mia and the agent he had ‘studied’ as if they had placed pictures of the two women in a photo-morphing program and used the result as a template. Their hair was medium length ash-blonde with a slight curl (combining Mia’s curly blonde with the agent’s straight dark hair), they had a complexion somewhere between Mia’s pale and the agent’s olive, their breasts were a little larger than the agents and they were a little less athletic looking but, on the whole, the aliens had done a good job of averaging out the appearances of the two women while still remaining attractive.

“Gweeeetinsuuumnnnnmaaaal” said the blonde slowly and deliberately trying to get her mouths around the words.

“Weeearrrvzzztorssstooooyrplant” said the other.

“Um … O.k.” said Ralph, and the two women who looked at each other with a mixture of bemusement and frustration. One then grabbed the device from the floor and two ‘connectors’ slithered out, one toward Ralph and the other toward the woman. Before Ralph could react it had connected to his head. For a moment the two women were aliens again before switching back.

A stream of characters that looked like Chinese or something appeared before his eyes and then changed into capitalized English.

“GREETINGS (HUMAN-MALE-UNKNOWN-SINGULAR). SELF (ALIEN-NEUTER-SCIENTIST-PLURAL). PAST (STUDY HUMAN (GENDER AND REPRODUCTION). PRESENT (STRANDED (HUMAN PLANET) + CAMOFLAGED (HUMAN-FEMALE (SEXUALLY DESIRABLE)-UNKNOWN-PLURAL). FUTURE (COMPLETE STUDY. AVOID DETECTION (HUMAN-AUTHORITY-PLURAL)). REQUEST (HUMAN-MALE-UNKNOWN -SINGULAR AID SELF).”

It took Ralph a few moments to work out that the aliens were asking him to help them hide and complete their study of humans. “How can ‘I’ help?” he asked and watched his words appear in front of his eyes and get translated into Alien.

The alien’s answer appeared without ‘her’ speaking and was translated to English.

“(HUMAN-MALE-UNKNOWN-SINGULAR) CONTINUES TO USE (STUDY DEVICE) TO STUDY AND CONTINUES TO ENGAGE IN REPRODUCTIVE BEHAVIOUR WITH HUMAN-FEMALE-PLURAL (SELF INCLUSIVE, POSSIBILITY). (HUMAN-MALE-UNKNOWN-SINGULAR) ADVISES SELF (CAMOFLAGE (HUMAN-FEMALE (SEXUALLY DESIRABLE)-UNKNOWN-PLURAL)) + (BEHAVIOUR (HUMAN)) TO PREVENT DETECTION+CAPTURE+STUDY+**** (HUMAN-AUTHORITY-PLURAL). QUERY (AGREE?).”