Austin powers

Austin continues

“ we had a second fight a few years later . Be switched to the good side and I didn’t know . So I was smashing his face with a drawer and he escaped by kicking my bollocks again.”

Dr evil speaks next.

“ I have a condition known as Polyorchidism , I have three fully functional testicles.

at 14 years old a Zoroastrianism woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my gonads . It was frightening , exhilarating

But there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum . It’s breathtaking .

The time I was actually struck was when in 1999 I was demonstrating my on Austin which involved a globe and a meteor globe prop . Mini Me the little Bastard sent the meteor globe directly into my pubic zone , smashing all three of my jewels.

I kicked the air in frustration which really hurt my groin . I had to literally put my hand down my futuristic pants and underwear and check that my frigging balls where still there!