Attack the War Palace with a direct

"Excuse me, ladies?" you say to the four guards watching the entrance of the War Palace. "Hi. Yes, I was chatting with those boys across the street there, and we all agreed that it would be pretty great if you were to strip off all your clothes and do a little dance for them."

"What?" says the lead woman. All four of them are tall, for women, and built with strong, soft, curvaceous bodies, but she is the tallest, strongest, and most curvaceous.

"Nothing too complicated," you say. "Just get naked and shake your butts for them a little. Maybe kiss each other. What do you say?"

"Insolent foreign--"

The lead guard makes a move to seize you, but you duck under her arm, snatch her sword off of her back, and use the flat edge to slap her in the ass.

"POW! Right in the tushie!"

You take a second to appreciate the design of the sword: It's a khopesh, with a hooked blade that is perfect for snagging and shredding women's clothing, and a broad, flat edge that is perfect for paddling hakundas.

The other three women are upon you now, seeking to aid their leader. You snatch a second khopesh off of a lovely, chiseled girl with a dome of dreadlocks, use one of your swords to lift up the back of her skirt, and the other to direct a good, hard slap to her peach-shaped booty.

She shrieks and grabs her butt, trying to distangle her skirt from your sword's hook and restore some modesty to her plain white panties. It's a big hit with the kids across the street.

"See?" you say. A gorgeous, fierce-eyed woman with a clean-shaven head comes at you. Up goes the back of her skirt, revealing a red thong and a sweat-glistening bubble of a butt. Down comes your off-hand sword, making the butt juggle wildly for the boys. "Ladies are nothing to be afraid of!"

The guards form up. They're not fucking around now, and look ready to kill.

"Hey, quick suggestion," you whisper. "I'm about to strip you all naked, so do you think you could act like you're really embarrassed and scream and cover your bodies with your hands and beg for your panties back? It's a lot of fun, and it's a big crowd-pleaser."