Attack of the Foreign Hookers

Ganondorf grabbed an incoming swing from Lily’s sword as they looked at each other….

“You killed my friend!”

“Lady….. do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?” Said Ganondorf confused and angry

“Navi!!”

“…. What….. and where’d you get this sword….. I thought some little elf boy had it!!” Said Ganondorf as Shiek came over straggling Phil with some rope….

“She’s the— Ahhh!!!” Said Sheik as Phil broke free as he holds Shiek down…

“No….!!” Said Lily as Ganondorf shoves Lily and grabs Shiek by the throat…

“Do something!!” Shouted Lily as Nabooru looked in fear as she looked around…

“Hey….!”

“Huh…..?”

“Do you…… wanna see a magic trick?”

“……… ok…..”

Nabooru pulled out a bag of sand she took from one of the guards as she blew in everyone’s eyes….

“Ahhh my eyes….. Someone find her!!” Said Ganondorf as the smoke disappeared as Shiek was the only one there now….

“Huh….. look at this…… a shiekah…. I thought your kind went extinct!!” Said Ganondorf

“Actually…. You’ll find it very hard to get rid of us!”

“Ahh shut up and bent over!”

“Huh?”

“Daddy Ganon’s gunna slap some ass!” He said put Shiek in a bent position as he put his cock through his asshole….

“Ahhhh…. What are you doing!?”

“GUNHO BITCH!!” Said Ganondorf as he kept going…

Lily and Nabooru found themselves outside…

“Oh great…. You left Shiek behind!!” Said Lily

“Oh big deal…. Besides…. He’s a grown adult…. He can take care of himself!”

“No….. look…. I….. I lost a friend of mine before….. and I don’t want to lose another okay!”

“Really…. Is that it?”

“Oh yeah…. I’m going to shred his boy toy with some heelies after this is all over too!”

“Okay….. well how we going to do that anyways….?”

“Simple…. I have to get one more medallion in a temple someway around here and then kick the kings ass!”

“Okay….. let’s just pray nothing left stands in our way then!” Said Nabooru as they walked through the desert…

And then this happened…

Next Chapter.) Meet the Mistress Princesses