Jeremy felt very proud to be at the beach. He had great muscles to show off to the ladies and he had absolutely no subtlety as he went up to random chicks and flexed in front of them. He wore a strap-on fake penis that lesbians sometimes wear under his swim trunks to make sure everyone knew he had a big one.
He grinned with the sunglasses over his eyes as he slapped a hot brunette on the ass who was wearing a yellow bikini. She glared at him. "Ugh, you pig! Leave me alone!"
Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Come on, babe, check me out. I'm a stud."
She rolled her eyes as she looked him up and down. She shook her head and turned to walk away. That's when Jeremy reached up, groped her tits and even untied his bikini top string.
The scream could be heard instantly as Jeremy stared at the beautiful bare breasts. The drool dripped onto the ground as she stared. She slapped him across the face and tore her bikini top from her grasp.
"You're going to regret that, asshole. Just you wait," the woman said as she stormed off.
Jeremy rolled his eyes and decided to do some sun bathing, so he went back to his beach blanket and laid down on his back under his beach umbrella.
Eventually he dozes off.
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