Ass Yoga

"Heather, you believe I'm the world's greatest yoga teacher. You will do whatever I say and believe whatever I say without question. You also love a good hard spanking, crave anal sex, and love exposing your bare ass to total strangers. Any time a stranger sees your naked ass, you will become so horny, you will immediately find a private place and masturbate until you orgasm. Ersus Unmindamun!"

Heather looks up at you. "Oh, it's you!"

"Yes, I'm Guru Masters. I noticed your doing this wrong."

"Oh no, how should I be doing this?"

"One, and this is allowed in this park, strip naked below the waist."

"OK." Heather strips naked below the waist. You can tell she's turned on by you seeing her bare ass.

"Now get into downward facing dog."

Heather obeys.

"Spread your legs and twerk."

Again Heather obeys.

"Keep this up as long as you can. When you can't do it any more, you need to go find a man to spank you and fuck you up the ass. Having regular spankings and anal sex is very, very good for your buttocks. Also, give yourself an enema every Sunday morning. Understand?"

"Yes," Heather says as she twerks her bare butt.