Ask what he has been busy doing

“I have been watching this 'television' as you call it, I also made use of your internet connection. I learned a few things about you via your favorites.” Dak says with amusement.

“Oh, dear.” You sigh. Dak chuckles.

“You are a socially vigilant intellectual who remains mindful of the grand scheme while doing your best in your small dominion to effect changes and inciting others to do the same.” Dak says, much to your relief. Then the alien continues. “While your taste in women is varied, your preference seems to be for those from the region of your planet known as Asia. You apparently are as strongly aroused by the sight of an artistic rendering of a female form as by an actual photographic image of one.” You are blushing now. “You are also an imaginative and creative person who prefers his chosen mates to show their devotion to him by permitting him to make use of the psychological backdoor you humans call ‘hypnosis’ to subvert their decision-making faculties to your own. Despite your grasping of concepts we originally felt were too advanced for your culture, you are still subject to the primordial urge to spread your seed by impregnating several different females simultaneously, despite your species’s conscious attempts to self-evolve into a monogamous society. You are, however, mindful of the several overt disadvantages to the polygamous lifestyle, chief among them being that the females must be provided for, secondary that they still require sexual satisfaction even if you are busy with another, and third that in order to ensure that the children they bear are indeed your own you must ensure that you are the only male they desire. Your literary solutions to these problems are, shall I say, fascinating. The hypnosis phenomenon alone bears further investigation—sadly, this must be done by another body, for I am to be taking an extended vacation from this planet to recover from my traumas here.”

“You got all that just by reading a few websites?!” You ask, amazed.

“I am a scientist, after all. Analytical thinking is my job.” Dak accepted the binder. “You have been most helpful, Victor. I have learned more in the past twelve hours than our species has learned in twelve of your years.”

“Anything for science, right?” You say.

“Indeed.” Dak replies, chuckling.