As if I am getting the phone...

I think as I thumb the power button.

Today is my day and no one to interrupt anything I choose to watch.

The menu screen shows on the TV and then there is a flicker, what the hell is next I think as I throw the remote at the set.

A brilliant flash of light envelopes the room and I wake up on shag carpet, "What the Hell!" I exclaim.

Seeing the remote I pick it up staring at it and then my surroundings.