Arriving at Sam's

You let Sam lead you up to his studio apartment and spin around to face him as he closes the door behind him. "Nice," you comment as you take a look around the room. It's reasonably spacious, and tidier than you would expect from a single guy. The room's best feature, however, is the fact that it's not shared with any roommates.

Sam embraces you from behind as you look around, kissing your neck and already pulling at the hem of you top. His passion is infectious, but your mind is still plotting and scheming. Business will have to come before pleasure tonight, though you certainly intend to get your fill of the latter if at all possible. You maneuver yourself clear of Sam's hug and spin around to face him.

"Easy there, " you begin, "We need to discuss how we're going to do this!" "Cindy!" Sam scoffs sarcastically, "Surely your mother told you about the birds and the bees?" "It was more like a group study project, actually, and it had more to do with rabbits than birds or bees. But you know that's not the point." "Right. That. So, how is this master plan of yours going to work, then?"