Ariana Grande

Favorite Female Artist is one of the biggest awards on the show, and Ariana Grande wasn't going to leave it to chance that she could win it on merit alone.

It seemed like a pretty safe bet that she could, since most voters of award shows like this are in her fan bases' demographic, but it was not a secret that Ariana was considered a raging slut, and she figured being so willing to share herself with her fans could be an advantage in a contest like this.

And though most would probably consider it cocky or arrogant, Ariana also knew that pretty much all of her male fans wanted to fuck her, so she figured it would be pretty easy to snag a vote by using her body.

Ariana chose you completely by chance, and as soon as she saw your entry, she knew you were the one she would be dealing with.

"Hi is this John? It's Ari. You've won the contest and will be my chosen one," she tells you on the phone one night, not having a clue that you weren't interested in her for her music, or to give her your vote.

What you did want from her you were pretty sure you'd have no trouble getting, so you eagerly set up a time and place to meet her.

"If it's no trouble, could you meet me at my house Ariana? I am having money issues at the moment and can't really get out," you tell her, thinking to yourself how easy she probably was as you hang up the phone and wait for her to arrive.