Argonian

You've often wondered if you could have been born with a less attractive scale colour than the mud-brown you've, and you've yet to come up with any that occur naturally.

Still though, your horns are pretty attractive, with a series of silver rings running up each of them (Madesi gave you a special rate after you got him the things he needed for his jewellery... among other things).

Even if, like now, your shirts tend to get stuck in them. You curse, and shake about trying to get it over the horns, unintentionally jiggling your breasts, before finally getting it off the horns and over your head.

You lay down on the bed, and sleep.