Are your shorts slippery too?

"Oh, gosh, that always happens when I get all sweaty..." You shake your head solemnly. "Doesn't it happen to you?" You glance over at him.

He raises an eyebrow, but before he can speak you grin, hopping off your treadmill and grasping his shorts, tugging them to the floor along with his boxers, his cock springing free before you. You grab onto it, standing up and turning to the guys annoying the hottie on the other side of the gym.

"Hey, you guys ever have this problem where your shorts fall off and some hot chick hasta start whackin' on your cock for you?" You shout, dropping to your knees. "It seems like such a bother, I'd be really put out if more guys' shorts fell off like this and I had to suck all their cock!" You shake your head, grinning up at your new friend as you slip your lips around his cock.