Are you satisfied?

"Are you satisfied? A guy I don't even know appears out of nowhere and sprays cum on my tits while looking surprised. So much for my first sexual experience."

She slumps back onto the sofa and he takes a step backward.

"Um, who are you talking to?"

She grabs her crotch. He grabs his crotch.

"Um, uh, it was rhetorical."

"Oh. Uh, was that really your first time?"

"With somebody else present, yeah."

"Oh. I'm Matt; sorry I messed it up for you. Would this help?"

He kneels down and gives her a Spider-man kiss. She grabs the sides of his head and pulls him down harder. His hands slide down her shoulders to her breasts and he starts caressing the wet nipples. Her arousal cycle is starting again and you can feel the desire in every inch of your body; she'd better not do anything to spoil it.