Aragorn

You walk up to the orc with its back to you and suddenly before you can do anything it's head is sliced clean off by a sparkling sword. You see standing there, King of Gondor himself, Aragorn. It was exactly the stud you had been waiting for. His Black hair completely accented his brown eyes.

"Thanks for saving me," you mumur. Still slightly awestruck by being in front of this stud.

"It was not problem," Aragorn replies, "It was good practice too." Then of course, being a guy he must scratch his balls because they were sticking to his leg uncomfortably. You catch a glimpse of his package pressed against his pants, and are quite delighted that it was Aragorn that rescued you.

You ask "How far away from a town are we?"

"A couple miles but we won't be able to get back tonight look at how low the sun is in the sky, it would be about midnight."

"I guess we are going to have to stay here for the night," you suggest hopefully.

Aragorn agrees, "I wouldn't want to explain to the guards how i found you, because they already don't like me going out on my own and if they knew that i encountered orcs, it would mean the worst." You see Aragorn unrolling a bedroll. You realize that you have nothing to sleep on.