April Summers

In reality, you are a 23 year old graduate nuclear physicist. But you don't want to appear too brainy. Your strategy consists of dumbing down and not seeming too threatening to the other housemates. In fact you will do your best to ingratiate yourself with them in anyway that you can.

You introduce yourself as April Summers, a waitress. You are petite, blonde and wearing a crop top and little miniskirt. You say that you are ready to help anybody with their problems. This draws a smutty growl of approval from the men and a knowing look from the women.

You pretend not to understand the innuendo in their response.