Approach the naked girl.

Hiking your laptop bag more securely up your shoulder, you step into the aisle, heading straight for the naked girl. Your mind runs wild with ideas of what could possibly be going on. Is this a hidden camera show? Are they shooting a secret porno? Is this a dare or a lost bet? Is she mugged and afraid to tell anyone? Why is this girl naked?!

As you reach her, you raise your finger and open your mouth. But before a sound can get out, the girl looks up from her manga and turns to look at you... or rather, your chest. Slowly, she shifts her gaze upward, eyelids widening to reveal more gold.

"Holy shit! You're fucking ginormous! What are you, over six goddamn feet?!" she exclaims.

...Okay, that takes you aback. She's loud, her voice is hardly beautiful, and wow three swear words in three sentences? Well, if there's any way to disarm your apprehension at talking to her, it's this.

"Ssssseven feet, a-a-actually," you explain, reaching up to rub the back of your head, a pink tint to your cheeks.

Her body is still facing the bookshelf and you can see that from the side, her big and perky breasts stick out quite far from her torso. Her manga volume is still held open in her hands, forgotten as she cranes her neck to squint at the top of your head.

"Sonuva bitch? Seven feet? You're a fucking giant! Holy shit, I never met someone this tall before!" she exclaims.

You can't help but snicker. "And wh... wh... what about you? Not often I c-c-can say someone doesn't even reach my ch-chest. What are you, f-four f-feet t-t-tall?"

She frowns, her brow furrowing. "Oi, I'm four foot ten, thank you very much, asshole! How dare ya say that about a girl's height!"

You cross your arms over your broad chest. "And yet the f-f-first thing you say is about m-m-my height?"

She lets go of the manga to snap her fingers. "Shit! Ya got me there. Call it even, then. Name's Mable Bronwen. Ain't seen you around town, big guy."

"W-W-Will Goldman. I j-j-just moved here three days ago. Is that One-Punch Man?"

She looks at the manga in one of her hands, as if remembering she has it. "Oh! Yeah, the story's great. Really great deconstrunction on overpowered superheroes," she begins. "The author, ONE, used to draw and write it, but the official tankoubon version is instead drawn by Yusuke Murata, the same guy who did the art for Eyeshield 21. Not many female characters, but the cast is compelling and it's a really smartly-written series. Mumen Rider is probably the ensemble darkhorse for me. Guy's not strong, but he embodies the personality and views of a true hero, ya know?"

Well, that was significantly more happy and less foul-mouthed. The fact she's naked is still nagging at your mind, though...